栏目: 唯美的句子 来源: www.jsqq.net 时间: 1970-01-01 08:00
急需六人演的话剧剧本(搞笑类)
1、jason:believeme,iwouldliketokeepmyword.theproblemisthatihavethe“businessmanagement”testtodayandiwasupstudyingforittillthreeo’clockthismorning.thenifellasleepandwokeupatteno’clockthismorning.
2、kevin:tomeitmakesnodifference.evenifiwereintheclassiwouldneverunderstandwhattheteacheristalkingabout.besides,wholikestolookattheoldbaldhead?
3、小公鸡不能继续捉虫子了，它在大树下来来回回地走，不停地叹气。
4、anita:neverunderstandswhystudentsliketoskipclasses
5、anita:youareincurable.thetestwasthismorning!
6、小白鸭走过来，眼睛笑眯眯的，捧着一束鲜花。
7、地点：大树下
8、rita:ithoughtyouweregoingtothelibrary.
9、预祝你们演出成功！
10、时间：早晨
11、kevin:well,i’mnot.yetithinkwecanjustcopythenotesfromsomeoneelse.
12、rita:youneedgoodweather
13、sceneiii
14、scenei
15、ken:youstudieduntilthreeo’clockthismorning?why?whatdidyoudoyesterdayafternoon?iknowyouwerefreefromfouro’clockonyesterday.
16、cast
17、kevin:anita,don’tbeupsetwithhim.hewillnotlistentoyou.justleavehimalone.bytheway,iamstillwaitingforyourdecision.areyoucomingwithmetotheconcerttomorrow?
18、anita:youalwaysliketogetinvolvedinsomeoneelse’sbusiness.you’llgetyourselfintrouble.don’tyouknowit?...
19、人英语话剧剧本励志：《逃课》
20、sceneii
21、rita:hereiam.look,ididwhatipromised.iamagoodgirl,notskippingclasses.
22、rita:nowlendmeyourears–firstofall,whetheryouskiptheclassornot,you’llneverpassthecourse.
23、anita:waitaminute.wehavecalculusclasstomorrowafternoon.areyououtofyourmind?
24、小蟋蟀：“小公鸡，你为什么总叹气啊?”
25、小白蜗牛爬过来，眼睛笑眯眯的，托着一片树叶。
26、(anita,kevin,ken,jason,steven,andritaarealltunghaiuniversitystudents.theyaregoodfriends.oneday,kenandjasonmeetonthewaytotheclassroom.)
27、rita:well,you’llappreciatewhati’mgoingtotellyounow,mythreeverygoodsuggestions.
28、小白兔：“早晨好!小公鸡，我要去看我的朋友小黑兔，把我刚才我的菜园里拔的萝卜送给它。再见。”
29、jason:well,imetoneofmyveryoldfriendsonlineandwejusttalkedtoolong…
30、小公鸡：“早晨好!小白兔，你要去哪里?”
急需六人演的话剧剧本(搞笑类)
31、小公鸡望着小白鸭的背影。
32、sceneiv
33、skippingclass
34、(kenandritaaretalkingtoeachother.theyaretalkingabouthowtoskipaclass.)
35、jason:oh,shoot!ijustmissedit.wouldyoulendmeyournotessoicanmakeacopy?
36、rita:calculusisextremelydifficult.idon’tbelieveyoucanpassit.
37、rita:aprofessionalclassskipper
38、小白兔蹦过来，眼睛笑眯眯的，提着一篮子胡萝卜。
39、ken:whatarethey?
40、ken:eagertoskipclassesbutdaresnottodoit
41、小蟋蟀飞过来，眼睛笑眯眯的，扛着一把小提琴。
42、十分钟左右，，时间真短，不好设置啊要不给你一个建议，你去改编一下廖一梅编剧、孟京辉导演的《恋爱的犀牛》（段奕宏、郝蕾版），就推销牙刷的那一小片段，挺搞的。
43、kevin:twoo’clock.icannotwaittoseemyadorablesuperstar–jolin.oh,howwonderful!
44、人物：小公鸡小白鸭小黑鸭小白兔小黑兔小白蜗牛小黑蜗牛小蟋蟀
45、小公鸡：“一只两只三四只，五只六只七八只，哈哈，这么多!”
46、rita:whydidyousayso?iknowthatwewillhavethecomputerprogramtesttomorrow.
47、小公鸡：“有朋友可看，可真好!”
48、ken:whyareyoulate?and,youjustmissedthelastclass.theteachergaveusthemaintopicsforthemid-termexamination.
49、《有朋友真好》
50、小公鸡：“我没有朋友，正为这事烦着呢!”
51、小公鸡：“早晨好!小白蜗牛，你要去哪里?”
52、rita:beforeyouskiptheclassyoushouldtreateveryonenicely.andafterthat,youshouldtrytoflatteryourprofessor.
53、......
54、anita:ibegyourpardon?todayisthursdayandwehaveclassesthewholeday.besides,didn’tyoumeetusthismorningwhileweweregoingouttoclass?
55、rita:didi?wedon’thaveanyclassinthemorningbutwe’repackedintheafternoononwednesdays.
56、kevin:treats“skippingclasses”astheprincipleofuniversitylife
57、steven:alwaysgiveshimselfagoodexcuseforskippingclass
58、steven:iwilldoanythingformygoodfriend.ofcourseiamgoingtoarguewiththeguywhogavemygoodfriendahardtime.
59、ken:howdoyouknowthatiwillnotpass?
60、大树下，小公鸡继续在捉虫子八人幼儿童话剧剧本《有朋友真好》八人幼儿童话剧剧本《有朋友真好》。(小品剧本)
急需六人演的话剧剧本(搞笑类)
61、ken:iwonderwhyyourcalculusprofessornevertakesattendance.yet,everytimeiskippedclass,myprofessoralwaysknewiwasabsent.ithinkiamreallyunlucky.
62、大树下，小公鸡在捉虫子。
63、anita:hey,we’llhavethe“businessmanagement”classinafewminutes.whereareyougoing?don’ttellmethatyouaregoingtoarguewithjason.
64、rita:wellifyoutreattheclassmatesnicely,theywillhelpyousignyournameontheattendancesheet.andifyouflatteryourprofessorproperly,youmayasktheprofessortopassyou.lastly–toskiptheclassessuccessfullyyoucannotskiptoomanyclassesortoofew.
65、ken:sureifyougivemeagoodreasonwhyyoumissedtheclass.youpromisedmethatyouwouldbeinclassontimetoday.
66、ken:forgod’ssake!don’tyoucareaboutnextweek’smid-termexamination?
67、小公鸡：“早晨好!小白鸭，你要去哪里?”
68、anita:oh,iamsorrythatialmostforgotit.whattimetomorrow?
69、再见八人幼儿童话剧剧本《有朋友真好》话剧剧本。”
70、(anita,stevenandkevinaretalkingtooneanotherinfrontofaclassroom.and,anitaistryingtopreventstevenandkevinfromcuttingthenextclass.)
71、小公鸡望着小白兔的背影。
72、ken:whatdoyoumean?nottoomanyandnottoofew?
73、anita:no,thisisaveryimportantclass.andyouwouldneverunderstanditwithoutlisteningtothelecture.
74、童话故事8人表演剧本
75、(aftercalculusclass,anitaisonthewaytothestbuilding.atthesametime,ritaiswalkingtothestbuildingfromthedorm.theymeetinfrontofthelaboratory.)
76、小白鸭：“早晨好!小公鸡，我要去看我的朋友小黑鸭，把我刚从我的花园里摘的花送给它。再见。”
77、大树下，小公鸡继续在捉虫子。
78、anita:youareloopynowbecauseyou’veskippedtoo,toomanyclasses.
79、小蟋蟀：“我是你的朋友啊，来，我把刚学会的一只曲子演奏给你听。”
80、anita:whatareyoutalkingabout?thisisthe5thclass.youskippedthefirstfourclassesthismorning.yesterdayyoupromisedthatyouwouldnotskipanyclass.
81、小白蜗牛：“早晨好!小公鸡，我要去看我的朋友小黑蜗牛，把我刚找到的树叶送给它
82、ken:maybeyouareright.whatelse?
83、jason:alwayscommitshimselfnottoskipclasses
84、ken:why?
85、曲子真好听，小公鸡的眼睛也笑眯眯的了
